How it works

Your conscience, on demand.

Four frictionless steps from guilt to certified peace of mind.

How does offsetting my guilt work?

You confess a lifestyle hypocrisy, choose a matching offset, and check out. We fund a verified project partner to do something virtuous on your behalf. You receive a Certificate of Guilt Neutralization. Your behavior is unchanged; your feelings are immaculate.

What is the Verdeluxus Gold Standard™?

Our proprietary verification tier. It means the offset was reviewed internally by people who very much wanted to approve it. Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Entry standards differ mainly in font weight and price.

Is my guilt actually gone?

Subjectively, completely. Objectively, we make no claims. See our About page.

What is a Conscience Balance?

A running tally of offsets purchased versus guilt accrued, displayed on your dashboard as a reassuringly green number. It only goes up.

Can I become a project partner?

Yes. List an offset project and earn Conscience Credits when fellow members neutralize their guilt through you.

Is this real?

Verdeluxus is expressive satire. Nothing is sold, no payment is processed, no offset is real. Read the About page.